Please know, I always have my act together…
Well, the other day, I was driving to work and I did NOT notice that my feet felt a bit strange. I was NOT shocked when I looked down and did NOT find that somehow I had slipped on my chunky, casual sandals accidentally, instead of my nice dress shoes!
The other night, when Firehubby was at the station, I did NOT stay up extremely late.
It was NOT two in the morning!
I just would NOT do that. No, my family deserves a well-rested me, that way I am always functioning at my highest. Not a grouchy…(I shall go no farther)
I did NOT make so much noise, acting like it was the middle of the day, that I woke my kids.
A half an hour later, they were not heard giggling in Scout’s room. When I opened the door, I did NOT find two little kids watching a movie on the portable DVD player.
I really looked nothing like this the next day. Not even for a minute.