Sunday, March 1, 2009

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

By now you are getting the idea that I am a domestic goddess! Right! Right?...

Well, on Tuesday night, when my kids asked the dreaded question:

"Mom, what's for dinner?"

I did NOT say

“Chef’s Surprise!”

Which did NOT mean

Mommy forgot to put dinner in the crock pot …

so I will be as surprised as you!

At that moment I did NOT wish for

a personal chef


(I don’t dare to dream!)

Ooooh, speaking of food, I did not overindulge in this:

Chocolate Souffle Cake with Hagen Daaz Ice Cream on the side*

(*This is the actual dessert from CPK!!! I did NOT make this picture nice and big to make you jealous! I am NOT a cruel woman!)

No, NOT a Belgian chocolate souffle cake served with warm triple thick hot fudge over vanilla bean sauce... let's NOT forget the ice cream!

I did NOT tip the scales with this sweet little number... no NOT me! Back to WW!!
(Who is suffering now? NOT me!)

Later in the week , I had a chance to visit my favorite doctor.

My Immunologist/Allergist/Acupuncture Specialist.

I am having more issues with my previously mentioned medical issue...

so, I am NOT back to


It is so very much like a spa treatment...
you just have to try it... NOT!

The doctor had just finished putting 12 needles in my FACE (of the 50 needles total!) when I did NOT say to him:

"Hey doc, I would love to get a picture of this, my blog friends will dig it!"

He grinned at me and said "That's not going to happen."

"Hey, it's my face!" I told him...okay, NOT really.

But I did NOT joke with him,...

"If you won't let me take a picture, I will tell everyone you are a witch doctor and that I am just another voodoo doll to you!"

We both laughed.

I am just NOT like that! You guys know that!






Oh yeah! I almost forgot. I want to let you know that I did NOT spend time in jail, and I do NOT want you to come back on Wednesday to read about it!

Well, I am off to look at your "Not Me's"! If you haven't joined in the fun with MckMama, you really are NOT missing out ;)

*I am NOT frustrated w/ Blogger again, this was supposed to auto post on Monday!


Brooke said...

Happy Not Me! Monday. No worries, my auto-post sometimes fails to listen to when I want it to post too! Those pictures of the desserts were "not" very mean, especially for someone trying to avoid chocolate and loose weight :) Oh, and I love accupuncture. I always feel so great afterwards, but it's been a while since I've done it.

mama's smitten said...

AWE! Wednesday 3 days away! I'll be back!

He And Me + 3 said...

those were hysterical. Loving the one about your acupunter treatment. LOL I am sad no picture:)
You know I will be back to read about jail :)

Mighty M said...

Jail? Very curious about that. The dessert looks delicious! My chef's surprise is usually pulling all the cereal boxes out and letting them PICK one. Or two. ;-)

Beth E. said...

Okay...I'm drooling all over my keyboard looking at the dessert. Gee, thanks! LOL

Jail? Hmmm...can't wait to hear about this one!

These are great Not Me's! I especially love the pics that go along with the post...hilarious!

If we lived closer to one another, I KNOW that we would get into soooo much trouble together! Haha!

Have a great week!

Orah said...

I still want to know what you made for dinner that night, and what did yo make for dinner the night you were in jail???

Tina said...

Oh we have 'Mommy Surprise' for dinner all the time here! Sadly my kids have already learned that 'Mommy Surprise' means I have no earthly idea what I'm cooking!

Anonymous said...

Oh you are a hoot!!! I do not pull "mommy suprises" for dinner all the time, nope not me.

purejoy said...

auto post?? there is such a beast?? who knew??
gah, i hate that question, mom what's for dinner (i have two teens and a dad in the house). i like to answer, i dunno, whatcha makin??
well, have a blessed week! i enjoyed your post!

April said...

Great post...PLEASE tell me that you didn't really have 12 needles in your face! Yikes!!!

Hey Mama where's my... said...

wish my doctor looked like that lol~

E @ Scottsville said...

IN JAIL? AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE US HANGIN' LIKE THAT? Oh, you're mean! Mean for putting that picture of chocolate and ice cream, too.

Happy Monday! Will try to check back Wednesday!

Anonymous said...

That was soooo mean to show that dessert, now I'm hungry. Great not-me's!

Melissa said...

Your seriously went to jail and spent time? Oh now ya got me ~ I'm gonna guess you worked in one? maybe? Aghh the suspense is killing me! I will be back!

Paige said...

Jail? Oh you are good. I will be back.

What's your Dr. going to do it you quickly pull out the camera phone and take a pic of the needles? Really. I want to see this. Does it help? Couldn't imagine. Does he look like McDreamy at least?


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Elaine said...

You are cracking me up. Loved this one. Miss you too.

.Keli. said...

Jail??? What DID you make for dinner?? Jail??? Don't leave us hanging!

xo Keli

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

When you finish with your personal chef, send her over here! I really hope all those needles work for you. And that dessert is to die for!!!