I am joining the AWESOME MckMama today for another NOT ME MONDAY. My life is so boring lately...NOT!
As many of you know, my new best friend Ana stopped by last week…
Yep, Nasty ol’ Ana-phylaxis!
This sweet nurse (yeah, I’m talking about me!) became a very problematic and pathetic patient.
Let’s just establish right here that I am NOT allergic to fragrances…perfumes, colognes, air fresheners, cleaners, just about anything that sprays out of a can! Lame…who could be so lame?!
Plus, would you want anyone so lame to be your nurse? I thought NOT!
Nurses are known to be perfect patients. So with that in mind, I am really a good patient…NOT!
Last Wednesday, after being team-leader for the day I did NOT run into a flock of freshly washed, perfectly fragrant nurses coming out of the report room. They moseyed on by, heading for duty on the night shift. My throat did NOT immediately hint to me that a terrible night about to unfold.
As I headed to my car, my throat did NOT start closing up. I did NOT run into a nurse in the parking lot who would have made Florence Nightingale roll over in her grave!
I did NOT take 8 hours to respond to treatment and get admitted to the Medical Intensive Care Unit.
Nurses would NEVER be so careless. A person is always safe in the hospital…naughty me, I won’t go any further down this path!
I did NOT get another visit from Ana, yep Ana-phylaxis! Did I mention I hate her?~!
This Right Guard event did NOT bring on 4 hours more misery, this time with the added bonus of severe pain!
Ok, I was NOT such a bad patient.
I did NOT hate being a patient.
But for now, I am VERY thankful to be home with my family.
And just so you know… this is definitely NOT a picture of me that I made Firehubby take for my blog. Who would ever think about taking a photo just for NOT ME Monday when they are in ICU?
Who looks like the bitter patient? Not me!
Thank you MckMama for hosting this blog carnival and giving me a chance to be NOT so sweet about my hospitalization. Now, everyone click here and check out all a ton of awesome NOT Me MONDAYS.