Thursday, April 22, 2010

Dear Meth Heads...







Julie is the best, so I look forward to joining her Letters of Intent this week.










Dear Meth House,

Please decide…Meth house ~OR~ Avon Sales Home.

The sign out front of your run down home, near the salon I go to in downtown, says “Avon Sold Here.”

However the meth heads that sit in the front yard and come and go don’t seem to be the Avon type. Your bobble heads, missing teeth, and sores give you away.

Take down the sign or clean up your act (I do recommend the Avon bubble bath).

Poor Cleo, she’d roll over in her grave.

Signed,

The girl who doesn’t want her fond memories of Avon violated

16 comments:

-stephanie- said...

Real nice way to promote Avon. What a bunch of "ding dongs" ;o)

Mr. Daddy said...

Julie, great post, I am still chuckling...

As Ron White says: You just can't fix stupid....

Do they really think they are fooling anyone?????

can you imagine the sales pitch?
Duddddde try the flesh tone base, it's freakkkkin killer for covering the tracks....

The Blue Sparrow said...

Nice, real nice. LOL love the above comment about the sales pitch, hilarious!

Beth E. said...

This is not the kind of Avon I'd want to order! ;-)

Just Breathe said...

Yes she would and the bubble bath is my favorite.

jennykate77 said...

That is crazy!!! What is wrong with people?! I do love the Avon bubble bath. :) I also love the skin-so-soft...it's so multi-purpose!

Hope you have a wonderful weekend!♥

Foursons said...

Hahahaha- that cracks me up! Yes, get the bubble bath!

Thanks for saying I'm the best, but I think you may be the best "Julie."

And thank you for linking up again!

Mighty M said...

Nice letter! I hope if it's a meth house it gets shut down soon!

I actually ordered some stuff from Avon yesterday. My mom was telling me their facial products are supposed to work really well (and she doesn't get paid to say that!)

Have a great weekend!

Heart2Heart said...

I think we need to be better neighbors and really get a sense for the people in our neighborhoods. When we do this perhaps, they realize that can't hide any longer and move on out of the neighborhood or we can give them a calling card of 911 to let them know we know what is going on.

Great post Julie!

Stop by when you can, I miss seeing you.

Love and Hugs ~ Kat

He & Me + 3 said...

OMGoodness. For real? That is just horrible. Someone needs to take care of that. Scary.

Lesli said...

omg, you crack me up!

Brandi said...

See, I used to think of Avon and have images of my grandmother and Skin-so-soft. Meth heads just aren't quite the same. LOL!

christy rose said...

You are so clever and funny!!! :)

Orah said...

Wow - between the pit bulls and the meth houses you are fortunate to live in your community. Meth heads could use Avon though, to cover up the picked at skin .... just sayin. Maybe its time to move Julie.

Kat said...

Nice. That stinks!

hollybygolly said...

It is too funny that after only one page we have so much in common. A lovely idea, Section 8 housing, but it does invite an unsavory element. My government subsidized neighbors were dealing crack and I succeeded in doing many things to frustrate their activity. I was a total pain in the ass with the local police and succeeded in getting the house raided 3 times. Third time was the charm, they're all in jail now.
PS I have also moved away.