Julie is the best, so I look forward to joining her Letters of Intent this week.
Dear Meth House,
Please decide…Meth house ~OR~ Avon Sales Home.
The sign out front of your run down home, near the salon I go to in downtown, says “Avon Sold Here.”
However the meth heads that sit in the front yard and come and go don’t seem to be the Avon type. Your bobble heads, missing teeth, and sores give you away.
Take down the sign or clean up your act (I do recommend the Avon bubble bath).
Poor Cleo, she’d roll over in her grave.
The girl who doesn’t want her fond memories of Avon violated