Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Ok, Stacey and Clinton, let me start by telling you that I did NOT use a

to hold up an unraveling hem on my dress pants for the past month. No way, that would be kinda, sorta tacky!

Then, when the hem went out all the way, there is absolutely no way I wore the pants again… TWICE! Are you kidding, I am so much more classy than that!

All right before I go on, you have to know that it absolutely is NOT sunny here in Southern California most of the time, even in winter! I am totally used to snow, sleet, ice storms. Oh yeah, totally used to it...

So, when I saw one piece of hail fall out of the sky and hit my hood as I was driving, I absolutely did NOT become so amazed and distracted that I almost crashed my car. I did NOT pull out in front of a car a bit too close and the other driver did NOT blare his horn at me. No way. And he did NOT angrily make a special waving hand at me. Oh, I think it was a finger.

(oops, not the real man, not the right finger)

No, that whole tale would be ridiculous if it really happened. And if I actually did do the above, I would NOT admit to it. To tell of such a moron thing to many of you readers who are having a nightmare winter would just be embarrassing.

Okay, just one last thing…

I did NOT have a major chocolate craving last week when my husband was gone to work. If I did, I would NOT have remembered that I had bought him green M& M's for Valentine’s day!

Oh, no, don’t even think that way… I did NOT eat them!

There is no way that I opened his gift and satisfied that chocolate craving. Not Me!

By the way, when I went to the gym I did NOT hope that:

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I am really looking forward to hearing what you did NOT do this week at McMama's Blog on Not Me Monday!